about 10 years from now, little Joanne Rainbow-Unicorn Homosexual Tatehana Government Hooker Germanotta-Kinney sits in her classroom, when one of her friends walks up to her with a paper in his hand.
“hey Jo,” he says, approaching her desk. “look at this funny picture I found of your mom hahhaha lmfao.”
the rest of the class bursts into a fit of hysterics while Joanne collapses into a fit of sobs and puts her head down on her desk. later the teacher will find this picture ripped up on the floor under young Joanne’s desk:
