March 2012
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I heard someone besides me say “I’m not here for this snow, I’m here for Gaga” and it gm actual h
“I don’t even like Gaga, I just came to see what all the fuss was about”
– someone who should have gotten run over by Oprah
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elektraheart:
Clara got waved at by Gaga and Oprah
no longer her friend
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my phone died and I didn’t get any good pictures because it was dark and alternating pouring rain and snow, but:
everyone there was literally so nice
my hands were about to fucking freeze right off
apparently a bunch of rich white people who aren’t Gaga own suburbans and chauffers
there was a collective gasp every time the door opened but it wasn’t her until the very end
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February 2012
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off to go stan in the snow, wish me luck!
“I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.”
– literally everyone on twitter trying to be funny stop retweeting this stupid joke
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I wonder if gaga will make a surprise appearance at the NME awards to collect her prize for most pretentious and kick someone in the nuts
Clearly the people who keep hacking have an issue with Anthony, and while I think it’s awful that they decide to take out their anger by hacking into his website, it’s even more disgusting that they’re deleting the work and art of people who don’t have anything to do with him.
Jesus christ.
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Vote for Gaga at the Kid’s Choice Awards:
Best Female Singer
Best Song
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I’m going to be within a few feet the Queen tomorrow
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I imagine the Monster Pit like the movie 300 except instead of gladiators wielding weapons it’s gays wielding disco sticks and they shout “for Gaga” instead of “for Sparta”
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I imagine country music stanning as being a lot more dangerous because they’ll actually shoot each other instead of stating they “aren’t here for this” or threatening to rip out a weave
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what if I started a “throws up all over lady gaga” tag to coexist with my “flawless human being” tag but throws up all over lady gaga will have a trigger warning of being too perfect for mortal eyes
mom: so who won best actress?
me: meryl streep of course
mom: oh that's too bad, I was rooting for viola davis
me: but meryl streep
mom: yes, but-
me: I'd be happy to lose to meryl streep
mom: of course, but-
me: I'd let her run over me with a truck
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I’m glad Kelly Osbourne got death threats she pisses me off shut up I don’t care about your commentary
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dance moms literally makes me want to shoot myself in the face because of the horrible parenting but I can’t stop watching it send help
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if you’ve ever said anything remotely mean or passive aggressive about anyone or anything ever you’re not allowed to like Lady Gaga because you’re going to hell
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Remember when “remix” didn’t mean “dubstep”
about 10 years from now, little Joanne Rainbow-Unicorn Homosexual Tatehana Government Hooker Germanotta-Kinney sits in her classroom, when one of her friends walks up to her with a paper in his hand.
“hey Jo,” he says, approaching her desk. “look at this funny picture I found of your mom hahhaha lmfao.”
the rest of the class bursts into a fit of hysterics while Joanne...
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jewdas asked: HINGA DINGA DURGIN
“fan has dinner with Lady Gaga” more like “rest of fans want to die”
what if I want to go out to dinner with Lady Gaga
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today at the movie theater this old lady got there really late and she couldn’t see in the dark so she literally grabbed the back of my neck to feel her way around the seats and my life flashed before my eyes
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Listen
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hey why is it the trend to be online early now
I’m literally always here early but I usually do something else because no one else is
>:(
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Watch
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remember when Gaga threw shade
good times
NCIS: OPRAH
Raising Hoprah
Hawaii 5-Oprah
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“Maybe it’s easier for me to talk about it now because I don’t do it...”
– Lady Gaga on overcoming bullimia