February 2012
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hi happy oscars I guess
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dance moms literally makes me want to shoot myself in the face because of the horrible parenting but I can’t stop watching it send help
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if you’ve ever said anything remotely mean or passive aggressive about anyone or anything ever you’re not allowed to like Lady Gaga because you’re going to hell
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Remember when “remix” didn’t mean “dubstep”
about 10 years from now, little Joanne Rainbow-Unicorn Homosexual Tatehana Government Hooker Germanotta-Kinney sits in her classroom, when one of her friends walks up to her with a paper in his hand.
“hey Jo,” he says, approaching her desk. “look at this funny picture I found of your mom hahhaha lmfao.”
the rest of the class bursts into a fit of hysterics while Joanne...
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jewdas asked: HINGA DINGA DURGIN
“fan has dinner with Lady Gaga” more like “rest of fans want to die”
what if I want to go out to dinner with Lady Gaga
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today at the movie theater this old lady got there really late and she couldn’t see in the dark so she literally grabbed the back of my neck to feel her way around the seats and my life flashed before my eyes
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Listen
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hey why is it the trend to be online early now
I’m literally always here early but I usually do something else because no one else is
>:(
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Watch
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remember when Gaga threw shade
good times
NCIS: OPRAH
Raising Hoprah
Hawaii 5-Oprah
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“Maybe it’s easier for me to talk about it now because I don’t do it...”
– Lady Gaga on overcoming bullimia
idk it’s still really funny that she met Taylor on the set of the video of the song about Luc
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amenpenis:
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blowhan:
Confirmed: Lady Gaga’s next album to be titled “In My Shade”, track list as of now is:
In My Shade
Your Wig Looks Better on Me
The One That Leaked
Penthouse Pussy (You a Motel Six Pussy)
$227. Million
I Know I Look Good † I Just Woke Up
The Twitter Queen
No Red Carpet (The Ballad of Kelly Osbourne)
Pretention Is My NME
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Katy's tweets: #gramaticallyincoreccthashtags
Britney's tweets: I Just Love My Wonderful Family So Much! I Tweet Once A Month!
Nicki's tweets: AIDS is th leeeeading caUse of black ppl nIGGA
Rihanna's tweets: RT RT RT cake cake nigga RT RT niggacake
Adele's tweets: Buy Adele's weave-snatching album, available on iTunes always and forever.
Beyonce's tweets:
Madonna's tweets:
Gaga's tweets: Oh the irony of winning "Most Pretentious Album Ever" from none other than NME. *eyeroll* I might laugh forever + then return to narcissism.
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I bet tweeting shade gave her a rush
now she knows how mean tastes and she has a burning hunger
hold onto your weaves, ladies.
MY ANGEL THREW SHADE
MY BABY THREW HER FIRST SHADE EVER
I’M A PROUD MOTHER GIVE ME A MOMENT
when my kids are young I’m going to buy a boudoir, force them to sit at it, do their hair and tell them we were all born superstars they don’t have a choice
Lady Gaga shops at Clarie’s so I shop at Claire’s
I wish I worked at a bakery so I could take orders and then inform my boss that “he want that cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake” while pointing to the cake the customer wants
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my sim got robbed so she was furious at the guy who did it but after a while she stopped being furious at him and the relationship started to go up on its own so I married them because why not
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madonna is sooo olldd she suuucksss !!! LADY GAGA IS THE BESST !!!! PUT YOUR PAWS UPPP MONSTERS AND PRESS THAT VOTE BUTTON FOR GAGAAAA !!!! :D XD
no wonder everyone hates us fucking hell
Luc Carl is now in love with some ho from the internet
Lady Gaga is now in love with a hot actor with a six pack
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one time in fourth grade my teacher was trying to prove a point about racism so she held up a piece of paper and asked “now, whose skin is actually this color?” and half the class turned to look at me
“Gaga onlys fights for gay marriage so all the gays can have children and her fanbase can grow”
I’m crying
“god I’m sorry I wanted to banter with you guys but I freaked out and made a hitler joke I’m sorry”
me
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Interviewer: So, what would you say is your favorite song off Born This Way?
Gaga: Definitely the title track.
Interviewer: Born This Way?
Gaga: Yes, Judas, it's definitely the best song i've ever written.
Interviewer: I thought you said
Gaga: You and I is my masterpiece.
Interviewer: but
Gaga: Hooker on a Church Corner is my personal favorite.
Interviewer: No. What?
Gaga:
Interviewer:
Gaga: Alejandro is the next single again.